8 month piss party

 okay its called http://beer-forever.livejournal.com
please add me because its just easier that way rather than i add every single one of you and inevitably miss out someone who thereby claims that i am not being fair to everyone and starts a worldwide revolution against me which of course is not fair to me because i asked you to add me in the first place

just add me okay?
i promise you its good 

there you go 
this is what happens when you don't have internet at home
you don't get stuff done
and in my case its not adding anything in here
not that its very interesting down at my end

anyway i have decided to being practicing for my ambition
which is to be a grumpy old man
so far so good

oh yeah who the hell is greensunset?
are you on some drugs?
how is the sunset green?
(okay pardon me that was not very nice)

and how are the a-level results
not that i really care but i'm kaypoh can? 

i have since moved into a beautifull little house and i have got the internet working only today
let me tell you more about this little adventure

the internet is, wait for it, dial up! 36.6 kps
its just perfect for a quaint filthy little house

my room has its own bathroom!
complete with spiders!
brilliant!
and its in the backyard!

and the living room is outside next to the swimming pool and beer fridge!
absolutely wonderful!

i could go on about this for a while but i think i will concentrate on living here than gushing about it
and the rent is only $75 a week

okay i got to go back to school for more lessons
i hope to borrow a camera to take some photographs on the lovely little hovel

that's all folks

p.s i am going to do session work with some christian praise and worship rock band
i am very excited

beer everyday as usual
i have to get more coronas, there are running out like wild rabbits

i still don't know what the hell are havainanas or however the hell you spell it
i haven't seen any around
okay fine i'll go look into it

meanwhile i have been musing
my colleague said that he wouldn't have ever thought that i'm from singapore
in fact he says that other colleagues of ours say so
why is that so? i asked
apparently the only identifiable trait is that i talk too fast
i'm not 'buddy buddy' like other singaporeans, i don't go out and socialise and stuff like that and i don't pretend perth is my home although i get along better with aussies
yeah that's not all but there's too many
now when i think of it its pretty weird

anyway what must i do to become 'singaporean'?
maybe i got to get a handphone
and learn how to sms without looking at the screen
or maybe buy a digital camera and pretend to like taking photos
or try to enjoy clubbing
or to go buy clothes (!) {goodness gracious}

imagine if i really did all that
that would be even weirder
funny world we live in

actually deep inside i've always wanted to do all that
you know, have stuff in common with other people
but all things considered i'd be happier the way i am rather than suffer the 'awkward moments' when you try to do things you shouldn't

yeah so there was me trying to convince myself that i'm better off being a bit weird but also being myself
got to be insane to keep myself sane
okay this is driving me crazy


but better than knowing what havanainans are

today wasn't a particularly fantastic day, all that happened was that i woke up, went to work and got a bruised ankle

meanwhile the best part of the day happened seconds ago
i reached back from work to the good news that manchester united was knocked out of the fa cup by portsmouth
well done pompey and a great day for anti man u people like myself
up yours cronaldo

but the most magical moment of the day was just then when i decided to look at soccer scores before i went to bed
and what do you know?
barnsley knocked out chelsea!
i should have bet! could have gotten a small windfall
i would become rather rich indeed

anyway everyday is corona day
bought a crate of coronas for 40 plus dollars
equivalent to $2 plus for a bottle of the finest mexican beer
don't be too jealous beti
next round will be a crown lager crate
australia's finest

HAHA!