8 month piss party

 okay its called http://beer-forever.livejournal.com
please add me because its just easier that way rather than i add every single one of you and inevitably miss out someone who thereby claims that i am not being fair to everyone and starts a worldwide revolution against me which of course is not fair to me because i asked you to add me in the first place

just add me okay?
i promise you its good 

there you go 
this is what happens when you don't have internet at home
you don't get stuff done
and in my case its not adding anything in here
not that its very interesting down at my end

anyway i have decided to being practicing for my ambition
which is to be a grumpy old man
so far so good

oh yeah who the hell is greensunset?
are you on some drugs?
how is the sunset green?
(okay pardon me that was not very nice)

and how are the a-level results
not that i really care but i'm kaypoh can? 

i have since moved into a beautifull little house and i have got the internet working only today
let me tell you more about this little adventure

the internet is, wait for it, dial up! 36.6 kps
its just perfect for a quaint filthy little house

my room has its own bathroom!
complete with spiders!
brilliant!
and its in the backyard!

and the living room is outside next to the swimming pool and beer fridge!
absolutely wonderful!

i could go on about this for a while but i think i will concentrate on living here than gushing about it
and the rent is only $75 a week

okay i got to go back to school for more lessons
i hope to borrow a camera to take some photographs on the lovely little hovel

that's all folks

p.s i am going to do session work with some christian praise and worship rock band
i am very excited

beer everyday as usual
i have to get more coronas, there are running out like wild rabbits

i still don't know what the hell are havainanas or however the hell you spell it
i haven't seen any around
okay fine i'll go look into it

meanwhile i have been musing
my colleague said that he wouldn't have ever thought that i'm from singapore
in fact he says that other colleagues of ours say so
why is that so? i asked
apparently the only identifiable trait is that i talk too fast
i'm not 'buddy buddy' like other singaporeans, i don't go out and socialise and stuff like that and i don't pretend perth is my home although i get along better with aussies
yeah that's not all but there's too many
now when i think of it its pretty weird

anyway what must i do to become 'singaporean'?
maybe i got to get a handphone
and learn how to sms without looking at the screen
or maybe buy a digital camera and pretend to like taking photos
or try to enjoy clubbing
or to go buy clothes (!) {goodness gracious}

imagine if i really did all that
that would be even weirder
funny world we live in

actually deep inside i've always wanted to do all that
you know, have stuff in common with other people
but all things considered i'd be happier the way i am rather than suffer the 'awkward moments' when you try to do things you shouldn't

yeah so there was me trying to convince myself that i'm better off being a bit weird but also being myself
got to be insane to keep myself sane
okay this is driving me crazy


but better than knowing what havanainans are

today wasn't a particularly fantastic day, all that happened was that i woke up, went to work and got a bruised ankle

meanwhile the best part of the day happened seconds ago
i reached back from work to the good news that manchester united was knocked out of the fa cup by portsmouth
well done pompey and a great day for anti man u people like myself
up yours cronaldo

but the most magical moment of the day was just then when i decided to look at soccer scores before i went to bed
and what do you know?
barnsley knocked out chelsea!
i should have bet! could have gotten a small windfall
i would become rather rich indeed

anyway everyday is corona day
bought a crate of coronas for 40 plus dollars
equivalent to $2 plus for a bottle of the finest mexican beer
don't be too jealous beti
next round will be a crown lager crate
australia's finest

HAHA!

keep lying to yourself
one day you'll believe it

welcome back my darlings

anyway if you really want to know what happened in the last few days its basically sleep and work
didn't even play much guitar cos work overtime and sleep more

today, however was a different story
woke up early to service my car 
then went to visit uncle louis and aunty lily and passed them the parcel that i had been carrying
turns out i became a postman for all there was in the parcel was a bunch of catholic news
what an anticlimax

anyway besides that nothing happened
i had some interesting thoughts that have now vanished due to fatigue
maybe i'll think of something tomorrow

that's all folks

well well a mystery has been solved.
camilla added jochebed without telling either of us
now the mystery is why....

okay lah just add anyone
more the merrier right?

anyway today went for some music ministry thing
yeah i got picked up by some churchies here
pretty friendly people eh
and i guess i look like a musician somehow

well then that's all for tonight
see you all soon 

so there

i think i don't like that crazy photo there
i look like phua chu kang
sorry andrea
but i'm gonna change it to something different
its not to take a dig at you! you and amanda look great (in black nonetheless)
if you have the photo of us at the 06 dnd i'd much prefer that (yeah it goes to show that i take so little photographs that i can remember most of them)

meanwhile i'm feeling homesick as all hell (which means everything is normal) but lots of things are coming up to keep my mind off that

if you think your life is bad, i'm telling you now that i'm homeless
please don't go and tell my mum
or tell anyone who has the remotest form of contact with her
whatever is here stays here

yeah so trying not to sound desperate or depressed or what not, while everyone is still having fun gambling and going new schools and stuff i have been searching for a place to live. at least you still have each other.
but whatever that doesn't kill you only makes you stronger right? somehow i believe that things have a strange way of happening. if everything happened as easily as it seems i would still be a spoilt brat.  this is how i'm supposed to grow up i think.  besides, the more desperation in my life would get me off my arse and actually do something.  so yeah, if its god so be it, but i'd like to think that things have a strange way of working out in the end if you don't expect too much
at least i still have my high paying job

the next bit is sure to get some comments
yeah i like getting comments
and without trying to sound too philosophical (which i have a bad habit of doing) here goes

amanda soh - you and ben look great

betti - thats not random, that just ridiculous

cammi - laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.  time isn't going to help, you need distraction!

kevo - yeah i know it sucks, thats why i'm in bloody australia. and don't worry, your life won't be screwed up if you keep being positive

clique c - how in god's green earth do you know of this. i thought you didn't talk to the legion people. but what do i know? anyway you want to start viewing this blog or you want me to write in ours?

and who is bonafidesmile? i can't make out who it could be
but hell, i could write a song about her life, its sooo depressing

man, that was a mouthful
stay tuned for the latest edition!

yeah i finish god damn work at 2 am. 
1 am singapore time
anyway how the hell do i get rid of the above 14 thing
who gives a crap if you're 14 or not
my memoirs should be available to whoever can read
anyone help please?
and whoever has suggestions for improvements to tthis page please tell andrea or camilla who will act accordingly
meanwhile i'm still hoping to get a messager column like andrea's

too bad this blog came a week too late
i had a hell of a lot of stuff in mind over the last 2 weeks
but its all forgotten
if i can remember anything of that at all i will post it immediately

hey guys looks like i missed someone out
thanks camilla for your efforts which have not gone in vain
its easy to forget people who go about doing their jobs and not trying to be superstars
and thanks for talking to me early in the morning when no one else will 

well then this is another blog created for another long year in australia
thanks to andrea for her efforts
and thanks to andrea for talking to me when i need someone to talk to